WWJD for a klodike bar?

Yeah so I'm on the computer and was on myspace and that stupid lardass librarian with an attitude and a shit load of bad makeup was all "Excuse me maam, but you're not supposed to be on myspace from 10 to 3, you know the rules, if you break them again I'll have to call an officer." Why don't you call a wrecking crew to move your fat ass out of my face?!? I imagine her crappy ass makeup weighs like 68 pounds and that contributes to her face looking all saggy and shit like a fat woman's stomache the day after giving birth! Idk it annoys the hell out of me that people actually do their stupid, lame, meaningless jobs! Myspace isn't killing anyone, there's an abundance of unused computers right now, back the fuck off, you stupid cunt! Were you denied entry at a dog show, due to weighing too much, and you're all pissy that your dreams were shattered? God get some trimspa, it worked for Anna Nicole, I'd show you the video ad online, if you hadn't blocked youtube.com! I think I've seen her at Vicky's Mexican Food and she or her family like own it or some crap and she definitly looks like she tests the merchandise! What about facebook you dumb cow? She looks like she needs to be smacked upside the head with a book! Even if it were a hardbound Atlas or Oxford dictionary, it would break on her ugly face, like a box of matches. I'm glade I had doritoe breath when she was in my face. It probably made her hungry though, seriously she probably wanted to make out with me after smelling that. I saw the longing in her eyes, but then again, cows do seem to have those eyes that look sad anyway. Ugh I just can't stand her, cause onetime I was printing out a report (yeah I actually do school work sometimes) and she was all "HOW MANY PAGES HAVE YOU PRINTEDD????" and then she took the pile and wet her fingers and manually counted each page!!! Whatever, she probably had some Doritoe dust on her fingers and want an excuse to lick them! I should have been printing Jenny Craig recipes for her, although there's only one type of recipe she should follow.....

1. boilwater for 30 mins.
2. add cabbage
3. eat and fart out that animal that seems to have crawled up your ass and died!

Then again, I think her fat asscheeks would muffle out anytype of fart.

again with the ferret
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why do people have to be like radios?
that's all i'm gonna say.

You know how sometimes you have a crush on a celebrity and you're sort of embarrassed, because that person seems to be a hardcore sellout/product? Ugh yeah I still like Penis Wentz and he's going out with ANOTHER celebrity that I hate......


ASSHAT SIMPSON WTF????

http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=5aed1a3b-9f3b-4ab1-8196-aff19691f651&k=15301

Yes I still would marry Pete Wentz, I'm a little teeny bopper in a 19 yr old's body. Plus I've always HATED Michelle Trashenberg, with her stupid bobble head and nostrils that look like she could shove 90798789798 walnuts up them! Go snort up a Columbian Coke Factory Michelle!!!!

http://diyrockstar.blogspot.com/2006/05/midnight-music_18.html

1. The Faint-Sex is Personal
2. The Faint- Call Call
3. Dios Malos- Feels Good Being Somebody

http://comfortabledummy.blogspot.com/2006/04/combat-baby-come-back.html

1. Nouvelle Wave- Just Can't Get Enough
2. Nouvelle Wave- A Forest
3. The Faint- Casual Sex

http://camerondeyhle.blogspot.com/2006/02/post-light_114074932530964636.html

1. Spoon- Everything Hits At Once
2. Spoon- I summon you
3. the faint- southern belles in london sing
4. bloc party- two more years

http://fastbacker.blogspot.com/2006/02/indie-rock-aerobics.html

1. the faint- glass dance
2. maximo park- once a glimpse
3. pretty girls make graves- something bigger, something brighter

http://funtimeok.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-r-nerd.html

1. the boy least likely to- i'm glad i hitched my apple wagon to your star.
2. rufus wainright- vibrate
3. sleep station- burden to you
4. slowreader- i like you most

http://always-someone-cooler.blogspot.com/2006/06/johnathan-rice-trouble-is-real.html

1. johnathon rice- acrobat
2. johnathon rice- so sweet

http://always-someone-cooler.blogspot.com/

new patrick park songs

http://theseanshow.net/?p=342

1. The go find- summer guest

http://iguessimfloating.blogspot.com/2005/12/go-find.html

1. the go find
2. the go find
3. the go find

http://withasamuraisword.blogspot.com/2006/04/ive-got-bad-feeling-about-this.html

1. tbs- make damn sure
2. what's it feel like to be a ghost?

http://knkisser.blogspot.com/2006/04/kaiser-chiefs-live-at-mod-club-toronto.html

1. all k-k-kaiser cheifs

http://clevertitlesaresolastsummer.blogspot.com/2006/04/another-lovely-song-for-today.html

1. kings of convenience- i'd rather dance with you

http://music.for-robots.com/archives/001451.html

1. mason proper- chemical dress eliza

http://thetruthenlightensme.blogspot.com/2005/12/best-of-everything-entertainment.html

panic at the disco songs

http://sixeyes.blogspot.com/

some spoon and the pale

http://benlovesmusic.blogspot.com/2005/06/well-its-tough-to-have-crush.html

ok go- it's tough to have a crush

http://girljukebox.typepad.com/sugartown/2006/05/dont_be_shy.html

1. unrest- so so sick

http://dominorally.blogspot.com/2006/05/its-kind-of-level-but-its-wavy.html

1. the spinto band- oh mandy
2. the spinto band- brown boxes

http://hellogina.blogspot.com/2006/04/spinto-band.html

1. the spinto band- japan is an island
2. the spinto band- late
3. the spinto band- trust vs. mistrust

http://false45th.blogspot.com/2006/06/mando-diao.html

1. mando diao- sheepdog
2. mando diao- lady

http://musicforants.blogspot.com/2006/01/review-of-itunes-celebrity-playlists.html

1. great lake swimmers- i will never see the sun
2. and you will know us by....-smile again

Bah I was finally getting out of the realms of boredom that can sometimes overcome you, when you're at the armpit of south texas colleges (tstc). I was listening to music, having a jolly good time, when "Mr. I Reek Up the Cafeteria With the Crappy Food I Pack For Lunch" is all "You can stream audio or video from 10 to 3". Yeah I know maybe I'm being unreasonable for getting ticked off. I may be missing something and not putting it in perspective.If there was a shortage of computers and someone had a cure for AIDS or cellulite and had to get on the computer to send it, before the Russian Mafia catches them and breaks all the bones in their body, yeah I wouldn't blame them if some twerp was streaming The Pink Spiders on one of the taken computers. The thing is Mr. IRUTCWTCFIPFL.....there are like 9787987 free computers in the library! Damn it, non of my friends are at school right now and I just want to just listen to some music! You can let some little misdemeanor pass, jeez the christian lady that doesn't want her 20 yr old daughter to date doesn't even care, so back the fuck off and eat one of your stinky tacos! Seriously I don't think this would bother me so much if this guy weren't so anal about everything! One time I answered the phone (it was on vibrate) right out side the door and I whispered "Hello" and stupid stinky taco guy gave me a lecture about not answering the cell phone in the library and he treated his speech like the Gettysberg Address! Geez I mean I know he's authority level is lower than a security officer, which is usually an officer that is found to incompitent to carry a weapon, but grrrr change your tampon and stop walking around the terminals like a friggin buzzard. Grr I don't like this guy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258&q=night+of+fire

i'd hit it, well just a lil' bit...

the classic crime
run kid run

http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

jesus KILLS (on the dancefloor)!!!

Mad TV - Trina's Wedding: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnKU0BI_od0

Mad TV - Viagra Commercial : http://youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4vc7gBM4Q

Mad TV - Dot wins the spelling bee : http://youtube.com/watch?v=nGnrdUl8_lY

Mad TV Dot on the Good News Forum : http://youtube.com/watch?v=qMi9yQLTrr0

Mad TV - Dot in Thanksgiving Play : http://youtube.com/watch?v=TdQ7G0baczs

Mad TV - Princess Diaries Vs. Alien Vs. Snuggle : http://youtube.com/watch?v=F6y71g_IFW0

Mad TV - Abercrombie and Fitch 1 : http://youtube.com/watch?v=m-Lkoah4w10

yeah i hate those bitches that rally for a useless cause, like the right to idk pluck their nose hairs in public, but there are times when you feel you're getting less and less than what you pay for. two of my friends are going out and are one of the cutest couples you will find, puppies have nothing on them! anyway for some reason, everytime they hug or even peck each other, this cafeteria hag thinks she's a drill sergeant and barks at them to keep their hands to themselves! ok i could understand if she was like pratically sucking all of his blood to his neck or they were dryhumping, but jeez this is PG material, not even enough to get off on(damn them)! yes i know we're given ALOT of freedom as college students and many rights previously not extended to us, like using our cell phones inside and skipping class without getting ocs, but if you're going to give us a few crumbs to get a taste of, you might as well give us the whole friggin piece! we're paying to go to school and get lucky and knocked up damn it! yes we don't need someone's vag. fumes taking over the cafeteria, but allowing us to show some affection twords our significant others should be allowed!

i have a feeling that caf. hag's boss would be could with my friends' modest display and that caf. hag is just mad with power, bored, or bitter that she has to tuck her boobs into her socks and believe me nobody is wanting to play footsie with her skanky ass. she might get aroused and poof some powdered milk on them. anyway, yeah she was rude, even though my friend and i questioned her VERY FUCKING POLITELY :P! wooo going to the mall today and going to give cricket hell at her job jk! i'll give a certain someone else who works at the mall a hairnet for their armpits muahahaha!

in conclusion.... i've sent pete wentz one of my eggs as a token of my lust along with a request that he fertilizes one of my other eggs (the old fashioned way)jk.

ashlee simpson spoof
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jPcGHmCSxTY

Mad TV - Mary Poppins
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q-SKK646rFc

Mad TV - Miss Swan at Gay Bar (aww mees swan es too cute)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EJlWbDvo4x0

Mad TV - Dot and Family Interview
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ama782lE_O0

Mad TV - Werewolf Girl - Credit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XTQeBUOQXF4

Mad TV - Move Trailers - Bring On the Sugar And Spice
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hYfCpt-ohM

T3 - Mad TV Spoof
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VsueJjrBKcE

Mad TV - Embarrassing Parents
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HR25xUF4yZU

Mad TV - Pretty White Kids with Problems
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ac25Xjv9WQ0